You guys. You. Guys. I am the biggest dork in the world. People don’t believe me when I say I’m socially awkward, but that’s only because they didn’t witness what happened the other night. Let me back up. Several months ago, I was sent to a press lunch with Seth Meyers ahead of the Emmy […]
If I were the Bachelorette, it would probably be a very short season.
“The Bachelorette” is back, y’all! I know. Why the heck would I care about “The Bachelorette?” I don’t watch that stuff! There was a time when I did. When Stacey and Marly and Rachel and Sam and Shawna and everyone else still lived nearby and we had Bachelor parties every week. And even back in […]
High School Doesn’t Last Forever. Thankfully.
High school. Ugh. I don’t have a lot of fond memories of high school, honestly. I mean, I had great times in those days, sure. But most of my good memories are of things that happened outside of school. And with friends that went to other schools. My lunch group was different every year. I […]
Letters to Everyone and Also No One
Back in the day, I used to write letters. Fan letters. Letters to my Congressional Representatives. And to randos I encounter on a daily basis. Of course, I never mailed those letters. Except the one I wrote to Kirk Cameron when I was 12. Instead, I waited for the internet to be invented and then […]
Forget the First 100 Days. I have some thoughts about the first 6.
While y’all are talking about Trump’s First 100 Days in office, I’ve got a few thoughts after just the first six. And don’t get me wrong because I know you have too. It is a fact universally acknowledged that every moment in life can be summarized with an Arrested Development GIF. For example, this has […]
ABC Game
As you may or may not have noticed, my blogging mojo just hasn’t been up to par lately. It’s been a little sporadic around here for months. There’s a very specific reason for that. One that I’m still not ready to talk about, but I believe the time for such conversation is MUCH sooner than […]
First World Problems
I was listening to the radio on my way to work and the DJ started talking about how it’s somewhat annoying and mildly inconvenient that the TV in his bedroom is so far away from the bed that it’s not a convenient place to watch. And thus, the First World Problems discussion was born. They […]
Never Have I Ever
This sums up how I’m feeling today. So I thought we’d play something fun. You know that game “Never Have I Ever?” I know it ‘s supposed to be a drinking game, but since I don’t drink I can’t use it as an excuse to get drunk unfortunately. But I still thought it might be […]
The Facebook Bucket List
If you’re on Facebook, you’ve probably seen this Bucket List post thing that has been widely circulated in recent weeks. I thought about joining in and posting it too, but I post most things on Facebook from my phone and that’s just a pain for something like this, so I just didn’t bother. But then […]
If I Win the Powerball
You know you’ve thought about it too. I mean, come on. One point five BILLION dollars? I honestly can’t even imagine how much money that is. I really have no idea. I have no frame of reference for how much it is. But I do know it’s a freaking lot. I’ve never really been a […]
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